Here is a collection of funny Halloween jokes for kids. (OK, a lot of these Halloween one-liners and jokes aren’t actually funny to me. But since everyone has a different sense of humor, we’ll let you decide if they are funny to you. : FUNNY AND CORNY HALLOWEEN JOKES FOR KIDS/CHILDREN: Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist? To improve his bite… What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite… Why do witches use brooms to fly on? Because vacuum cleaners ar