I get a lot of crap from out-of-town PR companies. And by “crap” I mean the crap that’s sitting on the top shelf of my office bookcase. I call it My Big Shelf o’ PR Crap. On it, for example, is a stuffed “Poppy” doll, which is some sort of mascot of the popcorn industry that, I guess, is supposed to be, like, a boxer or a superhero. All I know is that his head is shaped like popped corn, and he’s wearing blue shorts and red sneakers. Whatever. And then there’s the Bernie Mac bobble-head figurine